Humor of the Day
I've decided that from now on, I'm going to answer every question like a politition answers them.
FRIEND: "Joe , what are you going to do this weekend?"
ME: "That's a great question and an important one. And I will do something this weekend. But let me be clear and answer an even broader question. What are we all doing this weekend? As a citizen of the world, what would you do this weekend? This weekend I will definitely do something to the best of my ability. We all should."
FRIEND: "But, Joe , what are you specifically going to do?"
ME: "What I am going to do involves 3 things. First, it is going to be relaxing. Second, it is going to be enjoyable. And finally, I am going to make sure that it is not going to put us into deeper debt. Four weeks ago, I said I was going to do something, and I did. This weekend will be a continuation of that promise."
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